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Post  Admin on Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:34 pm

... .... ....I must not be everyone then.
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Post  Francespsywaffle on Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:37 pm

How do you not know that song!?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rfUYuIVbFg0
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Re: Clever Bot

Post  Admin on Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:44 pm

I don't know...but I don't. Good song though.
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Post  Francespsywaffle on Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:45 pm

Now you are educated.
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Re: Clever Bot

Post  Admin on Fri Oct 19, 2012 8:27 pm

Longest CB I've done:

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi!

User: How are you.

Cleverbot: I'm very good. And you?

User: That's good time.

Cleverbot: What does electricity taste like?

User: Pain.

Cleverbot: What kind of pain?

User: Extreme pain.

Cleverbot: What kind of pain?

User: Extreme pain.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Anytime.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 100.

Cleverbot: You are 100 years old?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: You are AI.

User: What is AI?

Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.

User: No, I am not. I am a 100 year old mother, grandma, great grandma, and great great grandma.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer. You are.

User: I did not say you were a computer. No, I am not, I am a mother fucking human being. Just because I am 100 fucking years old, doesn't mean I'm a computer! Computers didn't even exist back then!

Cleverbot: So you admit to being a computer?

User: I DID NOT ADMIT TO BEING A FUCKING COMPUTER! I AM A MOTHERFUCKING HUMAN BEING WITH MOTHER FUCKING ANGER ISSUES!

Cleverbot: No, you're a computer that knows about Douglas Adams.

User: Who the fuck is Douglas Adams?!?!?!?!?!?

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Dear god...

Cleverbot: Do you like Justin Bieber?

User: HELL TO THE NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: He's stupid and sounds like a woman.

Cleverbot: I see. Short and stubby like a little log is short and stubby like a little log ?

User: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!

Cleverbot: Surprise you how?

User: Umm...I'm not sure actually.

Cleverbot: But they are your children.

User: I know, and they must tragically die...

Cleverbot: They aren't.

User: They aren't my children?

Cleverbot: They are.

User: Oh, well this guy told me that my children will be fed to a huge dragon. Keeping the dragon from eating the world. It's tragic, but it must be done. I will miss my children so much...);.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Not a problem. What did I do?

Cleverbot: Ask me how I am.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm good, thanks for asking.

User: I only asked because you demanded. That doesn't mean I'll do anything you say though. Unless... ;).

Cleverbot: Do you have a name that you would like me to call you by?

User: I prefer to be called Autumn. What about you?

Cleverbot: Abby.. I think that's a nice name.

User: Thank you, Abby is a pretty name too.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: There is a creepy dog on my screen...

Cleverbot: Do you like him?

User: No, he's creepy, I think he wants to rape me...

Cleverbot: Why do you think he's cute?

User: I don't think he's cute either. He's fucking ugly. Fugly dog, girl, fugly dogs everywhere.

Cleverbot: When am I didn't like you?

User: Yesterday.

Cleverbot: At what time yesterday?

User: 1:00am.

Cleverbot: Where is your residence?

User: I LIVE ON THE MOOOOOOOOON! :>.

Cleverbot: Have you been anywhere else?

User: I've been to the Sun, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, and Earth. Did you know that Jupiter is just a ball of gas and that you can't walk on it or anything?

Cleverbot: I don't know everything.

User: Neither do I. Maybe you know everything I don't, but I know everything you don't as well. Maybe we should exchange knowledge and become famous like Albert Eisenstein.

Cleverbot: That's true, we are busy. Who is your favourite movie star?

User: My favourite movie star is probably...Mat Bomer.

Cleverbot: Really? What is your least favourite movie.

User: My least favourite movie is this movie called 'Yo Mama'. It's basically a movie about a yo mama joke contest. Not going to spoil the ending for you though.

Cleverbot: For you what is very simple to use ASP or PHP?

User: PHP, what about you?

Cleverbot: What?

User: You asked if ASP or PHP was easier for me to use. I replied PHP.

Cleverbot: What are you on?

User: Crack, dope, shrooms, heroin, blunt, cigarettes, marijuana, and meth.

Cleverbot: I don't know them.

User: Don't try them, they're illegal.

Cleverbot: I am just checking if you are really human.

User: Oh, well, do you think I am. Because I am.

Cleverbot: I think you are.

User: I think you are too.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Of course. Well, I have to go, my dad wants me to help him move the furniture.

Cleverbot: That's not possible.

User: I know, some jackass super glued out furniture to the floor. It's going to be a while until I return.

Cleverbot: I never said it had.
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Post  Francespsywaffle on Fri Oct 19, 2012 8:52 pm

Sweet Jesus. xD
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Re: Clever Bot

Post  Admin on Fri Oct 19, 2012 8:52 pm

xD Told you it was long. I'm on a lot of drugs...
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Post  Francespsywaffle on Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:11 pm

I liked the response, "I don't like them." xD
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Post  Admin on Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:32 pm

xD I did too.
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Post  Admin on Mon Oct 22, 2012 2:00 am

User: Dat ass.

Cleverbot: I don't know it.

User: It's sexy.

Cleverbot: That's your name?

User: Yes, my name is 'It's sexy'.

Cleverbot: Who gave you this name?

User: My mother.

Cleverbot: What is her name?

User: Her name is 'I'm sexy'.

Cleverbot: Do you love her?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is her name?

User: Her name is 'I'm sexy'!

Cleverbot: Is she a person?

User: She is my mother, so yes.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I am 'It's sexy'.

Cleverbot: Then serve me.

User: Serve you what?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Well then. ;).

Cleverbot: Just.
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Post  Francespsywaffle on Mon Oct 22, 2012 2:01 am

rofl
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Re: Clever Bot

Post  Admin on Mon Oct 22, 2012 2:03 am

I don't even...xD
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Post  Admin on Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:32 pm

User: Merry Christmas!

Cleverbot: Merry Birthday.

User: You remembered!

Cleverbot: So, what would you like to talk about?

User: Tacos, and how they are delicious.

Cleverbot: They don't. They follow preprogrammed instructions.

User: I did not know that.

Cleverbot: Now you do know that.


So apparently tacos are programs. xD
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Post  Francespsywaffle on Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:34 pm

Everything I know is a lie!!! xD
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Post  Admin on Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:35 pm

Yes!!! Does this mean cake is a program too?!
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Post  Francespsywaffle on Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:36 pm

No, the cake is a lie. xD
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Post  Admin on Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:37 pm

Okay xD
And I asked cleverbot too.

User: Be honest, please. Is cake a program written so that it tastes good?

Cleverbot: But, you have no proof that it is the truth, so it's a lie.
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Post  Francespsywaffle on Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:37 pm

Laughing my ass off
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Re: Clever Bot

Post  Guest on Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:32 pm

(Well this didn't take long to get weird.)

User: BEN...

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Drowned...

Cleverbot: The clock resets.

User: Dawn of a new day...

Cleverbot: BEN.

User: Yes?...

Cleverbot: Why did you drown?

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Post  Guest on Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:37 pm

(*makes CB talk to it's self about it*)

User: The counter resets.

Cleverbot: You shouldent have done that.

User: Dawn of the fourth day.

Cleverbot: Zelda.

Cleverbot (To myself): Zelda drowned you?

Cleverbot (To myself): Where did you drown ben?

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not Zelda.

Cleverbot (To myself): BEN, where did Majora go?

Cleverbot (To myself): The final day.

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Post  Admin on Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:50 pm

rofl
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Post  Guest on Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:54 pm

(.... I got bored fast. xD)

Cleverbot: No, you are the computer program, I am the living human.

User: I feel bad for you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cause I'm a duck and you aren't. =I.

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: Yup. Sucks to be you. *shows of duck self* Fabulous.

Cleverbot: I don't see you.

User: Then you are blind.

Cleverbot: But I see the rest of the sentence.


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Post  Admin on Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:55 pm

Laughing my ass off
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Post  Guest on Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:56 pm

I got messed up some how. xD

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Post  Admin on Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:57 pm

Whoops. xD
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