ERMAHGERD TRANSLATOR

OMG, LOOK AT THIS!

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Frances was walking on the beach. She tripped over a rock and faceplanted.
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FRERNCERS WERS WERLKIN ERN DA BERCH. SH TRERPED ERVER A RERCK ERND FERCERPLERNTERD.

What the fuck is this shit?!
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WHERT DA FERCK ERS THERS SHERT?!


xD

I was walking on the beach. Everybody had, matching towels! I looked under the dock, and there I saw, a rock! But, it wasn't a rock, it was a rock lobster!
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I WERS WERLKIN ERN DA BERCH. ERVERERBERDER HERD, MAHTCHIN TERERLS! I LERKERD ERNDER DA DERCK, ERND THER I SERW, A RERCK! BERT, ERT WERSNT A RERCK, ERT WERS A RERCK LERBSTER!

I saw that lobster yesterday! Some guy shoved it down my shirt and it pinched my back! I ran around screaming and tripped over a hermit crab.
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I SERW THERT LERBSTER YERSTERDER! SERM GER SHERVERD ERT DERN MAH SHERT ERND ERT PERNCHERD MAH BERCK! I RERN ERERND SCRERMAHNG ERND TRERPED ERVER A HERMAHT CRERB.

DER, NER, DER, NER, NER, NER. RERCK LERBSTER!!! DER, NER, DER, NER, NER, NER. RERCK LERBST!!!

RERCK LERBSTER ERND HERMAHT BER! TERN ERN TER FERND ERT WHERT HERPERNS NERXT!

ERGH WHERT DA HERL DER I DER!??! FDBHGFNGFMNHGFC

HERP DER DERP

DERP HERP, LERL ERTS DA SERM.

SER I HERV A CERSERN WHERS NERM ERS JERSERN ERND HER RERLER RERLER LERK FLERERS, LERK HER HERS A WHERL BERK ERF THERM ERND ERND KERVERN SERD THERT YER HERD LERK, A GERDERN FER ERVERER SERSERN WHERTCH I THERNK ERS RERLER KWERL ERND KERVERN SERD ERT WERLD BER ERKER SER I WERS WERNDER ERF MAHB, PERSERBLER U CERLD LERT JERSERN SER YER GERDERNS?.