Crazy Dreams

Just thought it would be cool to have a thread for dreams. Here's one of my favorites to tell.

I was pregnant and there were zombies. I walk out onto the porch and the street is flooded with tropical punch kool-aid. So, the zombies are coming and all of a sudden my grandmother is on the porch with me. She hands me a pair of suspenders and is like "Wear these and the zombies won't get you." So, I put them on and sure enough the zombies leave me alone. My grandmother just like poofs and is gone. Now, I'm walking down the flooded street and I have a spoon. Out of no where, this giant squid comes and attacks me. I defeat it with the spoon. Then I woke up.

Wtf?.... xD I never remember my dreams.

Lol, awesome dreams.

So, I was like, just watching this whole thing go down, and nobody noticed me. These dudes were doing expirements and created a man entirely out of ink. However, there were some other people who wanted to take advantage of the man made of ink. (Man made of ink never had a name so I'll call him Ink Man.) So, there was a way to give Ink Man powers and stuff. But there was one they would never give Ink Man cause it would corrupt his mind. So the dudes who wanted to take advantage of Ink Man kidnapped him and stole that one power. Which was just a dot of red ink in inside a needle. I watched as they prepared to give Ink Man the power, but then my mom woke me up for school....

@Kintoshi
xD I very rarely remember, but when I do...

@Autumn
Wow.

@Frances
The first sentence killed me. xD

@Kintoshi
I woke up laughing, because of that first sentence. xD

@Frances
That's a nice way to wake up. xD

@Kintoshi
I woke up and started laughing. I was like "Why am I laughing?... Oh, wait, I know!" *laughs more*

Awesome! xD

Then Mom, "What is wrong with you?! It's seven am!" *laughs harder cause of that*

I don't think I've ever woken up laughing. xD

It is the most amazing ting ever. It's instant joy. xD

I wish that'd happen to me. xD

One day. xD You'd wake up laughing too if you were randomly pregnant.

Speaking of pregant dreams.

I had a very short dream in which this lady humped a wall, and got pregant. I was like .

@Autumn

Wall babies.

@Frances:
I was like, dafuq your baby gonna look like. xD

@Autumn
xD Little bricks.

@Frances:
Brick man!

@Frances
Piffftttt....


@Autumn
Humping robot!! xD

@Autumn


@Kintoshi
Poor slot machine.

@Kintoshi:
so random.




There was this one time, when my family were walking out of a resturant. They had tile floors and when I stood still on a single tile. It fell, so I fell through the floor into nothingness.

@Frances
Poor washing machine!! xD


@Autumn
Wat. xD

@Kintoshi:
xD I dunno.