Crazy Dreams

Okay okay. Like a malnurished man trying to look angry.

this is just

xD I just attempted to stop laughing and it sounded like a hiccup.

I have the giggles. xD

xD same.

So, apparently I was back in time. In like the 60's or something. But it was weird cause they set up some system that was like, way ahead of their time. There were ropes floating in the air for people to swing on instead of walking. I don't know why that was there cause it was completely irrelavent to me dream. Anyways, I was walking along talking to some guy when a really really really short train fell into a really dirty pool-like thing. There was only one guy in the train. There were three people already there when the guy I was talking to and I arrived. The people were helping the guy out of the train. For some reason they wanted to try and get the train out of the water too. So they asked me and the guy to go find more people. There was a small collage nearby and the people happened to be walking around outside, so I asked them. One girl was like, "why would we want to help get a train out of the water?" So I said, "don't you want to become famous for helping someone?" So she was in, and the guy said, "she's not gonna be famous..." So I said to him, "I know, just getting people to help." Then we arrived at the train and I woke up.

xD Random ass shit!

I know!

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This is completely fucking random:


My dad, some random girl, and I were living in a tent next to a pool. It was like spring or something, but then we saw a horse and the little girl liked the horse. I could talk to the horse, but the girl couldn't. The horse decided to stay and my dad has a mazda Rx-8 and the horse couldn't fit in the trunk cause we were gonna leave. Anyways the horse got sad and walked away, I followed it but then there was some random snow and a huge mound of snow, the horse was there, but for some reason it had turned into a stick. So I was standing there talking to the stick and convinced the stick to come back. Then these random dudes showed up doing some like crazy shit, jumping the mound of snow in cars. My dad got mad at the dudes and got into his car which had turned into a pick-up truck with a large wooden thing on the back for the horse to stand on when we leave. Anyways, my dad got mad and made one dude crash into a ditch cause he almost hit me. Once I got back to the pool the stick was a horse again and the little girl was happy. Then the pool overfilled and the fences around it that kept the water in were going to fall over, so a random people helped us hold the fence up but then the part of the fence I was holding fell and I fell with it. There was this crazy great plains kinda look with hills and really green grass on the other side. No buildings just like, the middle of nowhere. Finally we decided to leave, but my dad didn't have a car anymore so we walked and the horse somehow changed to a boy. I was like "dafuq is wrong with this horse?" in my mind. Then we found ourselves at a house, that was a mixture of what my Grandma E's house looked like and what the grandparents who are visiting us looked like. Both grandma's were there and they were actually getting along. Then I woke up after looking at my grandma' huge freezer full of gigantic pizza, and for some reason there was a gigantic kit-kat in there.

You was tripping!

Shrooms man, shroom. xD

You should have at least shared!... xD

I'll give you some. I think I might have a few more. *digs in my pockets and finds a bag*

Awesome!

*gives you the bag* Now you can have a trippy dream too! xD

*takes the bag* Yay! xD

LOl

Okay so, I was in the computer and was looking at shark week stuff. Then I went to bed in the dream and had this freaky dream, dream. (Fucking weird inception shit...) So, they put the "worlds oldest woman" in a shark cage and had like this steal living unit, fully furnished, attached to it. He family was living in there. So, they drop this think under water and there's a shark and the old lady starts freaking out and banging on the steal thing. They go to a camera inside and it shows two little girls huddled in a bloody bathtub in the fetal position. They are all banged up and screaming and you can see them getting jostled around from the banging. Well, after about a minute of that, one of them fucking explodes and there's a creepy mutilated carcass in the tub. The other girl starts screaming bloody murder and right as she's going to explode, I woke up cause I was creeped the fuck out of my sanity.

That's...interesting...

I woke up and was like "What the fuck brain!?"

I would never look up shark week stuff again before sleeping...