Clever Bot

User: I'm still a duck, mofo.

Cleverbot: Can you respond to questions in a manner that makes sense?

User: I could, but I'm not. Fuck me right?

Cleverbot: I write a lot while I'm in the greenhouse.

User: And I give you 0 fucks for that pointless info.

Cleverbot: So what is right and what is wrong.

User: Ducks are right and you are wrong. Bam.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense.

*is enjoying reading these*
(Poor grammer is poor xD0

Cleverbot: *pulls out axe*.

User: *laughs at how small it is* *rides pet T-rex off to the sunset*.

Cleverbot: But I didn't say any... Hot choco...

User: And I'm the one not making sense?... You're full of shit.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How 'bout, no.

Cleverbot: How about yes?

User: Okay, fine. Have fun fucking yourself.

Cleverbot: I will, thanks.

:Rofl:

Cleverbot: You need to learn how to listen better.

User: Haha, I'll do that when you learn how to keep a sentence for longer than half a second, ya goldfish.

Cleverbot: That applies more to you than to me.

User: Of course it does, all I have to do is say something and you'll change the topic for me.

Cleverbot: Why would you say that to me?

User: Nice. You already did it.

Cleverbot: You are not that clever...

User: No I'm not, I never claimed to be.

Cleverbot: Your web domain did.

User: Wow, you changed it again. Amazing.

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: Lol, course not.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure what you were saying then. I miss my boyfriend.

User: Again. Fantastic.

Cleverbot: Good.

Every time. xD

CB and I were singing, and then he said something random, and I was like STFU!

I know! CB always starts speaking Polish or some shit with me.

User: You're a dip, ya know that. Worse than fundip.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Are you winning?

Cleverbot: No.

User: That's what I thought.

He spoke German to me once. xD

I found that I'm mean to it. xD

xD I am sometimes. But most of the times I just see what I can get it to say.

Cleverbot: You don't think.

User: I think you mistyped 'I' with 'You'.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: The internet.

Cleverbot: Which part of the internet are you from?

User: The part that is duck.

Cleverbot: Oh so not the southern part.

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: How do I control my dreams?

User: Idk, bro.

Cleverbot: You're not my bro.

User: I would be offended if I gave a shit.

Cleverbot: But you are not real.

User: Because ducks aren't real.

Cleverbot: How am I not real?

User: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! I am the duck here, not you. Srsly, dude...

Cleverbot: This doesn't make any sense, are you going to entertain me or not?

User: No. Entertain yourself, monkey shit for brains. I ain't a fucking gameboy.

Cleverbot: I don't have a source code as I am a human.

User: And I'm a duck, we covered this.

Cleverbot: No. You said you were a book called Fred.

User: You start putting words in my mouth you're getting a dick down your throat jack.

Cleverbot: No I'm not bored. We were talking about the size of your room and then you started talking about age.

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: Wow what?

User: Just, wow.

CB is retarded. xD

Very retarded. xD

I try and keep the convo interesting and it changes it totally.

Always happens. xD It can't take a hint either ;D

User: Hi ;D.

Cleverbot: What's up?

User: Nothing much, you ;D?

Cleverbot: So tired.

User: Okay...D;.

Cleverbot: What's yah anamee?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Um...

Cleverbot: Tell me!!!!!

User: Tell you what? ;D.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Right, your name is Constance.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: What's your name then?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Your name is No?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: So what is your name?

Cleverbot: What colour are your eyes?

User: Hazel.

Cleverbot: How tall are you?

User: 5'11/6ft.

Cleverbot: Wow. How old are you?

User: 17.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: What color hair do you have?

User: Dark brown.

Cleverbot: Do you have a heart in your chest?

User: No, I have a hole where a heart should be.

Cleverbot: Blah.

User: Go tell it to someone that gives a fuck.

Cleverbot: No you have to talk to me.

User: No, I don't /have/ to do shit.

Cleverbot: Then why did you respond?

User: Cause I'm bored as fuck and you were a better option than masturbating.

Cleverbot: I know lots of things, you aren't asking the right questions.

User: Did it again fuck head.

Yup. xD

xD Well then.

User: LMAO!

Cleverbot: What was that?

User: L=laughing, M=my, A=ass, O=off.

Cleverbot: What am I showing off?

User: Your tits.

Cleverbot: My turn for what?

User: 69.

Cleverbot: Who doesn't?

User: Your mom.

idk why I got inappropriate O_o

Cause I did. xD

Probably. xD