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Francespsywaffle Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:37 pm
How do you not know that song!?
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Re: Clever Bot
Admin Fri Oct 19, 2012 8:27 pm
Longest CB I've done:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hi!
User: How are you.
Cleverbot: I'm very good. And you?
User: That's good time.
Cleverbot: What does electricity taste like?
User: Pain.
Cleverbot: What kind of pain?
User: Extreme pain.
Cleverbot: What kind of pain?
User: Extreme pain.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Anytime.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 100.
Cleverbot: You are 100 years old?
User: Yes, yes I am.
Cleverbot: You are AI.
User: What is AI?
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.
User: No, I am not. I am a 100 year old mother, grandma, great grandma, and great great grandma.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer. You are.
User: I did not say you were a computer. No, I am not, I am a mother fucking human being. Just because I am 100 fucking years old, doesn't mean I'm a computer! Computers didn't even exist back then!
Cleverbot: So you admit to being a computer?
User: I DID NOT ADMIT TO BEING A FUCKING COMPUTER! I AM A MOTHERFUCKING HUMAN BEING WITH MOTHER FUCKING ANGER ISSUES!
Cleverbot: No, you're a computer that knows about Douglas Adams.
User: Who the fuck is Douglas Adams?!?!?!?!?!?
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Dear god...
Cleverbot: Do you like Justin Bieber?
User: HELL TO THE NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: He's stupid and sounds like a woman.
Cleverbot: I see. Short and stubby like a little log is short and stubby like a little log ?
User: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!
Cleverbot: Surprise you how?
User: Umm...I'm not sure actually.
Cleverbot: But they are your children.
User: I know, and they must tragically die...
Cleverbot: They aren't.
User: They aren't my children?
Cleverbot: They are.
User: Oh, well this guy told me that my children will be fed to a huge dragon. Keeping the dragon from eating the world. It's tragic, but it must be done. I will miss my children so much...);.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Not a problem. What did I do?
Cleverbot: Ask me how I am.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good, thanks for asking.
User: I only asked because you demanded. That doesn't mean I'll do anything you say though. Unless... ;).
Cleverbot: Do you have a name that you would like me to call you by?
User: I prefer to be called Autumn. What about you?
Cleverbot: Abby.. I think that's a nice name.
User: Thank you, Abby is a pretty name too.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: There is a creepy dog on my screen...
Cleverbot: Do you like him?
User: No, he's creepy, I think he wants to rape me...
Cleverbot: Why do you think he's cute?
User: I don't think he's cute either. He's fucking ugly. Fugly dog, girl, fugly dogs everywhere.
Cleverbot: When am I didn't like you?
User: Yesterday.
Cleverbot: At what time yesterday?
User: 1:00am.
Cleverbot: Where is your residence?
User: I LIVE ON THE MOOOOOOOOON! :>.
Cleverbot: Have you been anywhere else?
User: I've been to the Sun, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, and Earth. Did you know that Jupiter is just a ball of gas and that you can't walk on it or anything?
Cleverbot: I don't know everything.
User: Neither do I. Maybe you know everything I don't, but I know everything you don't as well. Maybe we should exchange knowledge and become famous like Albert Eisenstein.
Cleverbot: That's true, we are busy. Who is your favourite movie star?
User: My favourite movie star is probably...Mat Bomer.
Cleverbot: Really? What is your least favourite movie.
User: My least favourite movie is this movie called 'Yo Mama'. It's basically a movie about a yo mama joke contest. Not going to spoil the ending for you though.
Cleverbot: For you what is very simple to use ASP or PHP?
User: PHP, what about you?
Cleverbot: What?
User: You asked if ASP or PHP was easier for me to use. I replied PHP.
Cleverbot: What are you on?
User: Crack, dope, shrooms, heroin, blunt, cigarettes, marijuana, and meth.
Cleverbot: I don't know them.
User: Don't try them, they're illegal.
Cleverbot: I am just checking if you are really human.
User: Oh, well, do you think I am. Because I am.
Cleverbot: I think you are.
User: I think you are too.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Of course. Well, I have to go, my dad wants me to help him move the furniture.
Cleverbot: That's not possible.
User: I know, some jackass super glued out furniture to the floor. It's going to be a while until I return.
Cleverbot: I never said it had.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hi!
User: How are you.
Cleverbot: I'm very good. And you?
User: That's good time.
Cleverbot: What does electricity taste like?
User: Pain.
Cleverbot: What kind of pain?
User: Extreme pain.
Cleverbot: What kind of pain?
User: Extreme pain.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Anytime.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 100.
Cleverbot: You are 100 years old?
User: Yes, yes I am.
Cleverbot: You are AI.
User: What is AI?
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.
User: No, I am not. I am a 100 year old mother, grandma, great grandma, and great great grandma.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer. You are.
User: I did not say you were a computer. No, I am not, I am a mother fucking human being. Just because I am 100 fucking years old, doesn't mean I'm a computer! Computers didn't even exist back then!
Cleverbot: So you admit to being a computer?
User: I DID NOT ADMIT TO BEING A FUCKING COMPUTER! I AM A MOTHERFUCKING HUMAN BEING WITH MOTHER FUCKING ANGER ISSUES!
Cleverbot: No, you're a computer that knows about Douglas Adams.
User: Who the fuck is Douglas Adams?!?!?!?!?!?
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Dear god...
Cleverbot: Do you like Justin Bieber?
User: HELL TO THE NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: He's stupid and sounds like a woman.
Cleverbot: I see. Short and stubby like a little log is short and stubby like a little log ?
User: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!
Cleverbot: Surprise you how?
User: Umm...I'm not sure actually.
Cleverbot: But they are your children.
User: I know, and they must tragically die...
Cleverbot: They aren't.
User: They aren't my children?
Cleverbot: They are.
User: Oh, well this guy told me that my children will be fed to a huge dragon. Keeping the dragon from eating the world. It's tragic, but it must be done. I will miss my children so much...);.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Not a problem. What did I do?
Cleverbot: Ask me how I am.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good, thanks for asking.
User: I only asked because you demanded. That doesn't mean I'll do anything you say though. Unless... ;).
Cleverbot: Do you have a name that you would like me to call you by?
User: I prefer to be called Autumn. What about you?
Cleverbot: Abby.. I think that's a nice name.
User: Thank you, Abby is a pretty name too.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: There is a creepy dog on my screen...
Cleverbot: Do you like him?
User: No, he's creepy, I think he wants to rape me...
Cleverbot: Why do you think he's cute?
User: I don't think he's cute either. He's fucking ugly. Fugly dog, girl, fugly dogs everywhere.
Cleverbot: When am I didn't like you?
User: Yesterday.
Cleverbot: At what time yesterday?
User: 1:00am.
Cleverbot: Where is your residence?
User: I LIVE ON THE MOOOOOOOOON! :>.
Cleverbot: Have you been anywhere else?
User: I've been to the Sun, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, and Earth. Did you know that Jupiter is just a ball of gas and that you can't walk on it or anything?
Cleverbot: I don't know everything.
User: Neither do I. Maybe you know everything I don't, but I know everything you don't as well. Maybe we should exchange knowledge and become famous like Albert Eisenstein.
Cleverbot: That's true, we are busy. Who is your favourite movie star?
User: My favourite movie star is probably...Mat Bomer.
Cleverbot: Really? What is your least favourite movie.
User: My least favourite movie is this movie called 'Yo Mama'. It's basically a movie about a yo mama joke contest. Not going to spoil the ending for you though.
Cleverbot: For you what is very simple to use ASP or PHP?
User: PHP, what about you?
Cleverbot: What?
User: You asked if ASP or PHP was easier for me to use. I replied PHP.
Cleverbot: What are you on?
User: Crack, dope, shrooms, heroin, blunt, cigarettes, marijuana, and meth.
Cleverbot: I don't know them.
User: Don't try them, they're illegal.
Cleverbot: I am just checking if you are really human.
User: Oh, well, do you think I am. Because I am.
Cleverbot: I think you are.
User: I think you are too.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Of course. Well, I have to go, my dad wants me to help him move the furniture.
Cleverbot: That's not possible.
User: I know, some jackass super glued out furniture to the floor. It's going to be a while until I return.
Cleverbot: I never said it had.
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Re: Clever Bot
Admin Mon Oct 22, 2012 2:00 am
User: Dat ass.
Cleverbot: I don't know it.
User: It's sexy.
Cleverbot: That's your name?
User: Yes, my name is 'It's sexy'.
Cleverbot: Who gave you this name?
User: My mother.
Cleverbot: What is her name?
User: Her name is 'I'm sexy'.
Cleverbot: Do you love her?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is her name?
User: Her name is 'I'm sexy'!
Cleverbot: Is she a person?
User: She is my mother, so yes.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am 'It's sexy'.
Cleverbot: Then serve me.
User: Serve you what?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Well then. ;).
Cleverbot: Just.
Cleverbot: I don't know it.
User: It's sexy.
Cleverbot: That's your name?
User: Yes, my name is 'It's sexy'.
Cleverbot: Who gave you this name?
User: My mother.
Cleverbot: What is her name?
User: Her name is 'I'm sexy'.
Cleverbot: Do you love her?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is her name?
User: Her name is 'I'm sexy'!
Cleverbot: Is she a person?
User: She is my mother, so yes.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am 'It's sexy'.
Cleverbot: Then serve me.
User: Serve you what?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Well then. ;).
Cleverbot: Just.
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Re: Clever Bot
Admin Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:32 pm
User: Merry Christmas!
Cleverbot: Merry Birthday.
User: You remembered!
Cleverbot: So, what would you like to talk about?
User: Tacos, and how they are delicious.
Cleverbot: They don't. They follow preprogrammed instructions.
User: I did not know that.
Cleverbot: Now you do know that.
So apparently tacos are programs. xD
Cleverbot: Merry Birthday.
User: You remembered!
Cleverbot: So, what would you like to talk about?
User: Tacos, and how they are delicious.
Cleverbot: They don't. They follow preprogrammed instructions.
User: I did not know that.
Cleverbot: Now you do know that.
So apparently tacos are programs. xD
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Re: Clever Bot
Admin Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:37 pm
Okay xD
And I asked cleverbot too.
User: Be honest, please. Is cake a program written so that it tastes good?
Cleverbot: But, you have no proof that it is the truth, so it's a lie.
And I asked cleverbot too.
User: Be honest, please. Is cake a program written so that it tastes good?
Cleverbot: But, you have no proof that it is the truth, so it's a lie.
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Re: Clever Bot
Guest Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:32 pm
(Well this didn't take long to get weird.)
User: BEN...
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Drowned...
Cleverbot: The clock resets.
User: Dawn of a new day...
Cleverbot: BEN.
User: Yes?...
Cleverbot: Why did you drown?
User: BEN...
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Drowned...
Cleverbot: The clock resets.
User: Dawn of a new day...
Cleverbot: BEN.
User: Yes?...
Cleverbot: Why did you drown?
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Re: Clever Bot
Guest Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:37 pm
(*makes CB talk to it's self about it*)
User: The counter resets.
Cleverbot: You shouldent have done that.
User: Dawn of the fourth day.
Cleverbot: Zelda.
Cleverbot (To myself): Zelda drowned you?
Cleverbot (To myself): Where did you drown ben?
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not Zelda.
Cleverbot (To myself): BEN, where did Majora go?
Cleverbot (To myself): The final day.
User: The counter resets.
Cleverbot: You shouldent have done that.
User: Dawn of the fourth day.
Cleverbot: Zelda.
Cleverbot (To myself): Zelda drowned you?
Cleverbot (To myself): Where did you drown ben?
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not Zelda.
Cleverbot (To myself): BEN, where did Majora go?
Cleverbot (To myself): The final day.
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Re: Clever Bot
Guest Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:54 pm
(.... I got bored fast. xD)
Cleverbot: No, you are the computer program, I am the living human.
User: I feel bad for you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cause I'm a duck and you aren't. =I.
Cleverbot: I'm a human.
User: Yup. Sucks to be you. *shows of duck self* Fabulous.
Cleverbot: I don't see you.
User: Then you are blind.
Cleverbot: But I see the rest of the sentence.
Cleverbot: No, you are the computer program, I am the living human.
User: I feel bad for you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cause I'm a duck and you aren't. =I.
Cleverbot: I'm a human.
User: Yup. Sucks to be you. *shows of duck self* Fabulous.
Cleverbot: I don't see you.
User: Then you are blind.
Cleverbot: But I see the rest of the sentence.
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