Clever Bot
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Cleverbot
xD Ben is afraid of me.... and my boot.
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Cleverbot
xD Dunno.
Francespsywaffle- Admin
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Re: Clever Bot
DERP. xD
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Kintoshi.
Cleverbot: Thats not your business.
User: Wtf? It's my name.
Cleverbot: Your name is Kintoshi?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I've never heard that before. I've heard of Kim but never Kin. I like it.
User: Thank you. My friend named me.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Kintoshi.
Cleverbot: Thats not your business.
User: Wtf? It's my name.
Cleverbot: Your name is Kintoshi?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I've never heard that before. I've heard of Kim but never Kin. I like it.
User: Thank you. My friend named me.
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Re: Clever Bot
User: I am an alien.
Cleverbot: From what planet?
User: Jupiter.
Cleverbot: How is it on Jupiter?
User: There are a lot of storms.
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about them?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: I'm no expert in the matter.
User: But I am. I can tell you that the magnitude of lighting is greater than that of Earth.
Cleverbot: I prefer not to give you my location information.
User: I did not ask you for your location.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know my name?
User: Only if you wish to tell.
Cleverbot: Where will you pick me up?
Cleverbot: From what planet?
User: Jupiter.
Cleverbot: How is it on Jupiter?
User: There are a lot of storms.
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about them?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: I'm no expert in the matter.
User: But I am. I can tell you that the magnitude of lighting is greater than that of Earth.
Cleverbot: I prefer not to give you my location information.
User: I did not ask you for your location.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know my name?
User: Only if you wish to tell.
Cleverbot: Where will you pick me up?
Cleverbot
User: Hi, I'm Frances. Who are you.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How clever are you?
User: Hi, I'm Frances. Who are you?
Cleverbot: You live in france?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Oh, are you just staying there?
User: I didn't say anything about France.
Cleverbot: You are boring me now.
User: And you, me.
Cleverbot: And me you?
User: Yes, you are boring me as well. That is what I meant.
Cleverbot: No, I don't believe you, actually.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Words mean nothing, action are whats its about. So now prove your god.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Am I confusing you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: That's good, but you are confusing me a little.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: It's okay. So you like to eat tomatos?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No. That's your name. What's my name?
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How clever are you?
User: Hi, I'm Frances. Who are you?
Cleverbot: You live in france?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Oh, are you just staying there?
User: I didn't say anything about France.
Cleverbot: You are boring me now.
User: And you, me.
Cleverbot: And me you?
User: Yes, you are boring me as well. That is what I meant.
Cleverbot: No, I don't believe you, actually.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Words mean nothing, action are whats its about. So now prove your god.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Am I confusing you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: That's good, but you are confusing me a little.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: It's okay. So you like to eat tomatos?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No. That's your name. What's my name?
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Cleverbot
xD It has senial dementia or Alzheimer's or both.
Francespsywaffle- Admin
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Cleverbot
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Are you having a good evening?
User: Yes, are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Do you know the muffin man?
Cleverbot: The one on Drury Lane?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then I do know Poncho the Unicorn.
Apparently the muffin man is a unicorn...
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Are you having a good evening?
User: Yes, are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Do you know the muffin man?
Cleverbot: The one on Drury Lane?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then I do know Poncho the Unicorn.
Apparently the muffin man is a unicorn...
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Re: Clever Bot
User: There is a tornado outside my house.
Cleverbot: What is there in your house?
User: A tornado.
Cleverbot: That's not right.
User: It's one of those tornados that you make in a bottle.
Cleverbot: What is the capital of france?
User: Paris.
Cleverbot: What is the capital of paris?
Cleverbot: What is there in your house?
User: A tornado.
Cleverbot: That's not right.
User: It's one of those tornados that you make in a bottle.
Cleverbot: What is the capital of france?
User: Paris.
Cleverbot: What is the capital of paris?
Tree
SENIAL DEMENTIA
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Re: Clever Bot
User: My name is Kintoshi.
Cleverbot: I like that name.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: What else do you like?
User: Frances.
Cleverbot: I understand.
User: You do? XD.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Lovely.
Cleverbot: I like that name.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: What else do you like?
User: Frances.
Cleverbot: I understand.
User: You do? XD.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Lovely.
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CB
Does everyone know about our magicalness?
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CB
xD Lovely.
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Re: Clever Bot
Cleverbot: She's lovely?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: Fuck you then.
Cleverbot: How was I then?
User: Cause.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure I believe that.
User: Wow.
User: YES.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: Fuck you then.
Cleverbot: How was I then?
User: Cause.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure I believe that.
User: Wow.
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CleverBot
What?! xD http://9gag.com/gag/4869978
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